...my last post, and:
-100 hours overtime (ofcourse it's illegal)
-working 2 weekends in a row from Saturday 19:00 to Sunday 16:30 non-stop
-no personal life, just working-eating-sleeping
-been told off for the most ridiculous matters
I am wondering...
How much a Pizza Hut delivery boy earn? How much would you get from tips?
Another one from work, since that's all I do the last couple of months.
me: I'd like to inform you about the ISO inspection...
him: Well, how did it go?
me: Very well indeed, it's done, much better comments and less non-conformities than last year. And it was done in 21 days. The previous years it took up to three months to get finished.
him: So you didn't work too hard...
me: (huh?)
him: Ok, thank you...
me: You're welcome...
The outcome:
(My last year's wage bonus for this shit was 1000 euros.- This year I got only 500 cause I DIDN'T WORK HARD).
I guess that's what happens when business mentality goes mental...
My position: Project Manager(+Total Quality manager+Assistant to the CEO+boy toy) at a leading Greek company
ISO 9001 inspection in 6 days.
Working 14 hours a day for the last 2 weeks
drinnngggg
dringggggg
B:"Hello, Skippy...I'm your boss"
S:"hello boss...blah blah blah..."
B:"I need you to do me a favor, could you please come and take me from *indifferent place*, NOW?
S: "Of course Boss...(doesn't take no for answer, he could disagree even with himself"
B:"OK meet you there in ten...(if only I had my private jet...)"
S: See ya...
20 mins later...
B:"You're late..."
S:"Well, lot of traffic blah blah blah..."
B:"OK, I need you to take me back to the headquarters, I'm in a hurry..."
S:"*thinking* yeah, right, it's Athens in noon, the traffic would be like hell..."
On the road....
B:"take this shortcut...turn right, turn left...fly (a bit exaggerating)...keep it on the right lane...
Trying to change lanes, cars beeping on me etc etc...
B:"I told you to change lanes, keeping an eye on the road is your responsibility..."
After a 1.30 hour tour of Athens....
B:"We shouldn't have turned on the first place"
S:"Whatever..."
Tip of the day: Don't let your boss talk, under any circumastances. Try to make him believe whatever is right is his idea...
After 6 (or 7) posts I have done, I consider myself capable to give some blogging tips to the newbies and amateurs out there who have no clue on how to get traffic.
So here's my Golden List of Success (10 tips away from Heaven)
1. Add your blog to every link referral- blog community- social network available. You'll get lots of hits (no visit lasts more than 1 sec, but thats ok.)
2. Forget content. It's useless. What matter's is to include words that would be more likely to be searched for on Search Engines.
For Example:
Obama Hillary And I
Yesterday night I went out with Obama and Hillary. After some drinks they went to have sex after watching a porn movie. Google. It was a great night out and we had a lot fun(ny videos). It was a night that everyone would say YAHOO! the next morning
At the point watch your tags. They should have most of the bolded words above
(excessive use of the name Bin Landen is a must too.
3. -
(this is one you must pay to get!)
4. Blog as often as you can. Blog till you die. Even if you have nothing to say.
5. Start reading my blog. Daily. Twice a day. Before breakfast, after lunch, before going to sleep (or after). You wouldn't believe what you can get from this tip. And, comment (on this blog particularly)
6. (This tip is for sale)
7. Have some kids. And if you're a guy-change sex. Mother blogs is the new trend
8. Go to tip number 9.
9. Burn your feeds (every single one, including cattle, horses, chickens). Take your lighter, petrol, and a piece of cloth and burn the mother*****rs
10. Swear, alot
